In case you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t heard of this glorious event, let me give you a quick run down. STEAK & A BJ day is a holiday that was most likely invented by a douchey morning radio host with a 9th grade education, but is still the most brilliant holiday to be thought up since the Middle Ages. It honors two of the most important parts of life: red meat and oral sex, it falls on March 14th, and it should be celebrated with the same vivacity and...