As we all know, Conan O’Brien is leaving NBC, for reasons that kind of make NBC look like one big conglomerate of jerks. However, as the last week of his employment wears on, old Coco has announced a series of sketches that will center less on comedic value but rather, sheer, ridiculous expensiveness.

This week’s winner was the announcement of a new sidekick in the form of a Bugatti Veyron dolled up like a mouse while the master recording of The Rolling Stones’ “Satisfaction”, one of the most expensive songs to purchase rights to, played in the background. Thanks for fronting the bill, NBC.