Sorry for the absence yesterday, readers! A Monday can only be made MORE Monday-ful with a day in the hospital, amirite? Oh well, nothing 16 to 20 hours of sleeping can’t solve (except AIDS, I guess). Let’s...

Today was a slow news day. Yes, Lindsay Lohan is officially going back to rehab, and yeah, The Kardashians are smelling each others’ vaginas on TV, but that’s about as shocking as warm cottage cheese. One...

I’ve admitted several times that I don’t really understand the rules behind basketball. I know you have to get the ball in the basket, and I know you can’t “double dribble,” but honestly other...

The hour of glory is finally upon us, friends! Time to pack up for the week, head home, and get ready for Super Bowl Sunday. Hopefully you’ve already planned your Super Bowl party and decided if bringing your booty...

Are you getting geared up for the Super Bowl? We sure are. Plan on heading back here next week for some football themed posts including party tips, drinking games, and the answer to the always asked, “should I bring my...

With only a short three weeks left this NFL season, sports fans all over the country are getting geared up for the Super Bowl; planning parties, buying games that will successfully drain them of their rent money, and of...

And this, kids, is why you don’t do drugs. According to TMZ, Lance Armstrong has officially been stripped of each of his seven Tour De France wins for allegedly using steroids during his time in the sport. The U.S....

Reason #19,041 not to get married: you might find condom wrappers in your husband’s car, and then you guys might get in a fight over it, and then he might HEADBUTT YOU. According to TheSuperficial, that’s...

“What happens in the Village stays in the Village.” It might sound like a line from an SNL parody, but it’s true – according to many athletes, the Olympic Village (where all the athletes are housed...