Do you do yoga? I love yoga. It’s calming, a great workout, and has been shown to improve your sex life. And the instructors are great inspiration because they tend to have some of the most bangin’ bodies in the...

HAHAHA! Because you know how sometimes you’re like “I LIKE THIS KIND OF MAYONNAISE!” and then your husband  is like “BUT I DON’T LIKE IT!” and then you guys hate each other and have to...

See that thing? The thing that looks like it might have come from Grand Theft Auto after running over three hookers and crashing into several other vehicles? That thing? That piece of s*** up there? Yep. That one. It costs...

Let us all light some candles, hold hands, and mourn, for it hath been mandated by Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am that ‘My Humps’ will no longer be performed at live concerts. I know, I know. It’s an...

It is with bittersweet tears that I announce that this may be the last post about dumb criminals that you will ever see on BCU this year. Despite my post earlier this week with the lovely and talented wheelchair hunter...

I think it’s hilarious that in an age where we have movies like Inside Man and The Town and other awesome criminal mastermind movies, that the only stories I ever hear about criminals is when they’re doing...

It’s all making sense now, guys. All those times we sat in the lunch room drinking our little boxes of Juicy Juice and eating our little bags of Cheetos, we’re were just dosing ourselves with gay nutrients that...

Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it’s exactly what you...

Prepare yourself for some shocking news. The geniuses over at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor have done a study stating that overweight children may be teased more by their peers than those who are of average...

I’m sorry. That heading was supposed to say, “Vienna Girardi Wins ‘The Bachelor’,” although I still think mine is more accurate. Here are the questions that don’t matter: Did Vienna have...