November rages on, and we San Diegans desperately watch the Chargers hang on by a thread, despite their special teams having motor skills rivaling a Parkinson’s victim on cocaine. Unfortunately, we’ve begun to feel the consequences of football season: Monday hangovers, frazzled nerves from our failing fantasy teams, and of course, the extra pounds from the Sunday pizza, wings, and nacho binges.

All of that was forgotten for me this morning, however, when I discovered that the God of Snack Foods has decided to smile upon our shoulders once again by delivering us SPOONACHOS, spoon shaped nachos. That’s right, the ever-present problem of breaking chips or not enough cheese PSC (per square chip) is finally over with the invention of these incredible edible spoons. Now you can finally construct a nacho plate of perfectly rationed chips, and never again will a chip go lonely; buried under the others, depressingly lacking any sort of  –

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Another disappointment in my Sunday snacking world: Spoonachos are just a concept design, created by Denis Bostandzic, and thus, are only a figment of our collective drunk-munchies imagination. Let’s all cross our fingers that this incredible idea eventually comes to fruition.

And that Steve Crosby gets fired.

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Well, not quite yet. But if we know one thing, it’s that men with mustaches wield a whole lot of power, and a recent poll of the American Mustache Institute, 80% of its members declared they’d prefer the Super Bowl be moved to a Saturday, claiming that it would increase the economic gain for grocery stores, restaurants and bars, and TV networks.

Now, we’re not sure how we feel about destroying the tradition of Super Bowl Sunday, but we’ve got to admit they make some valid points. How many times have you had to drag yourself, or be dragged, into the office Monday morning cause you partied too hard with all your buddies for the Super Bowl?

Check out the full story at Asylum, including a link to sign the petition to move the Super Bowl to Saturday!