Today is Thursday, a wonderfully amazing Thursday because not only it it (a) a holiday tomorrow, but also (b) TWENTY FOUR HOURS UNTIL LIFT OFF TO VEGAS for the Manny Pacquaio vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight this weekend!...

Did you think this was going to be a Courtney Stodden video? Or maybe Ke$ha? Or I don’t know, one of those Rebecca Black type things? Nope. This is a new brand of awful – by a boy band called Heart 2 Heart. I...

You know how sometimes something horrible happens, but for some reason your first response to it is just to giggle? Something in your brain gets tweaked and all of a sudden you’re having a laughing fit about a dead...

The thing about tattoos is that no one cares anymore. No one is ever like, “by golly, what a great tattoo! I am amazed, tell me more!” Now it’s just kind of “oh cool” or “that...

Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline...

Sometime back in the early 2000s, some San Diegan must have sold their soul or performed some heinous act of karma, because the entire city has been getting punished for the past 6 years. I mean, first our entire city sets...

Just when you thought that morning newscasts couldn’t possibly become less watchable… when you thought that there was nothing in the world more embarrassing than a watching the forced, awkward jokes of 75 year...

After much scientific research, I have come to the theory that the vuvuzela sucks in 48 ways (so far). Reasons 1 through 46 are all related to the horrific, mind-numbing noise they make. Reason 47 is they have spawned a...

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To our most adorably senile George Lucas and Steven Speilberg, We’ve brought you here today to ask…nay, beg you to stop what you’re doing. We’ve heard rumors you’re nearing the end of writing...