Here at OBC, we love cougars. So, of course we were excited when we heard about a Carnival cruise ship full of hot, single cougars. In case you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what a cougar is, let the professor lay down some knowledge for you.

Cou-gar [koo-ger]
–noun, plural -gars, (especially collectively) -gar.
an attractive, older woman with a penchant for dating younger men.

image via flickr: Times News Network

According to NBC San Diego, the 3-day cruise departs from San Diego on Dec. 4. You can be sure that we’ll be updating with more details regarding this “Cougar Cruise.”

Stay tuned!

Last week, I received this question from an OBC damsel in distress:

Dear Professor,

I met a studly guy here on OBC, but sadly, he is going away to Iraq next month. Do you have any tips to make this long distance booty call work?

- anonymous

Dear long distance BootyCall,

We all know that long distance relationships, whether they are between friends, lovers, or bootycallers, can be difficult to manage, but don’t trip! With OBC you can always keep things sexy, despite the distance. Be sure to support him by sending not only bootycall messages, but mix it up with some pictures as well. Soldiers appreciate having images, memories, they can fall back to during tough times. Plus, despite the distance, you’ll keep that booty attraction on slow burn, so when he gets back, you can turn up the heat and get that sizzle goin.

– The Professor –