Here at OBC, we love cougars. So, of course we were excited when we heard about a Carnival cruise ship full of hot, single cougars. In case you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what a cougar is, let the...

Last week, I received this question from an OBC damsel in distress: Dear Professor, I met a studly guy here on OBC, but sadly, he is going away to Iraq next month. Do you have any tips to make this long distance booty call...