Prepare for a hilarious EFF-YOU to a guy who makes all other shirtless douche bags look like pleasant do-gooders: according to E! News, clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch claims they are willing to pay Jersey Shore star...

TWO JERSEY SHORE POSTS IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS? It’s official, guys, all this internet activity is turning my brain to mush. However, this video was absolutely, unavoidably necessary, because it shows our least favorite...

I know that this is going to come as a shock to you, but the guys on the Jersey Shore might be putting some illicit substances in their bodies. I know, I KNOW. It’s like hearing Santa Claus isn’t real, but the...

Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline...

If you told me last year that on September 23, 2010, I’d write two Jersey Shore related posts, I’d have punched you in your lying mouth. I’d have told you there were much more important things to talk...

Oh dear, Snookie would not be pleased. The below photo isn’t just a hilarious homage to style of the nineties, and a harsh reminder that at one point turtlenecks (rather snug ribbed ones, at that) were stylish, but...