In honor of the monumental overturning of the unconstitutional Proposition 8 in California, we present you this hilarious, unwittingly gay Twitter feed of Republican senator Jon Fussle. OH MY GOODNESS is right, Jon.

While other celebrities use Twitter to post incoherent nonsense (e.g. Amanda Bynes, Sarah Palin) or their obsessive love for Root Beer (Shaq), Andrew WK is doing his duty as a off-the-wall rockstar and giving us tips on how to appropriately party like one. Some of our favorite tips: “It’s Monday night, party till you puke #GoingOutAllTheTime,” “There’s absolutely no reason why today can’t be the greatest day we’ve ever had,” and our number one fave:

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Many exciting developments were recently revealed at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, some sexy (3D porn!), some strange (a vibrator attachment for your iPod!), and some flat out creepy (Roxxxy, a sex robot that can talk to you about football). However, one stood out as pretty ingenious- Twitter Porn! Well, not exactly Twitter Porn, but “Pornstar Tweet!” a stream that allows you to track the tweets of 600 top adult film stars. It’s basically like you’re stalking them, except it’s legal! Check out PornstarTweet! today (but be careful, it is DEFINITELY NSFW)!

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Wired Magazine just posted a pretty funny list of things we’ll most likely be saying to our grand children in the far flung future. It wasn’t so long ago that we had no idea what a “tweet” was and mobile phones weighed 10 pounds.

Our personal favorite? Number 3: “Televised contests gave cash prizes to whoever could store the most data in their head.”