After nearly 30 weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, OnlineBootyCall got a little press about the matchmaking service we didn’t know we ran! We were just as surprised as you might have been that a website like OBC would help people find more than just booty calls, it helps them find love! With countless romantic stories (and one fairy tale romance in particular) we had to share our story with the world. Head over to PR Newswire to read the whole story, and share it with...
A Totally Unbiased R...
posted by BCU Girl
Let’s just get this straight really quick: I am not an embittered, angry old maid who hates marriage because she believes she will never get married because no man will ever put up with her cats in scarves addiction,...
Top 3 Reasons a Booty Call Is Better than a Valent...
posted by BCU Girl
As I get older I’ve found that very few holidays still excite me. Christmas, which used to be the highest happiness peak of the entire YEAR, is now just a time to stress out and worry about how much money you’re going to have to spend on everyone in your family so as to not feel too guilty. Where once Halloween joy leaked from every pore, now is the inescapable need to lose 10 pounds before the dreaded day. And VALENTINE’S DAY? UGH. Don’t even get me...
“Nice T*tsR...
posted by BCU Girl
Sure, it’s unfortunate that this Brach’s candy heart had to found by a Ciara Bush, a 12 year old girl in California. And sure it was probably the product of an over-worked, under-paid immigrant in a factory...
The Official OBC Valentine’s Day E-card
posted by BCU Girl
If you’re anything like us (and you must be if you’re reading this!) then my GOD are you tired of Valentine’s Day. I can’t walk into CVS for my handle of cheap vodka a birthday card for my grandma without getting bombarded with reminders that its the season of gaudy white teddy bears and disgusting cherry-filled chocolate and gigantic over-sized pink and purple cards that are impossible to throw away without anyone noticing. So this year, let’s send...
Hottest Valentine...
posted by BCU Girl
As always, our friends overseas have to remind us how much more awesome and liberal they are. What with their lower drinking age and acceptance of poor mouth hygiene, it’s no surprise that their Valentine’s Day...
Steak and a BJ Day
posted by BCU Girl
Gentlemen, did your lady force you to take her out for a lavish dinner on Valentine’s Day? Did she demand roses, chocolates, and wine, followed by hours and hours of “making love”? If this is the...
Funny Valentine̵...
posted by BCU Girl
Trying to get that special someone off your back about Valentine’s Day already, so you can send an OBC booty-call card to a special someone else? Don’t worry, we got your back. Send this hilarious...
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