I couldn’t even tell you the last time I left a voicemail. Well, I mean at least on PURPOSE. If I leave you a voicemail it’s because I am drunk and I did not realize my phone was calling you, so you know, sorry...

Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds....

Oh look, yet another reason to avoid marriage. Amidst one of the most publicized stories of athlete infidelity, reports are arising that Tiger Woods is going to pay his wife to remain in the marriage, and we’re not...