Oh Europeans, you and your crazy little quirks. Like your teeth and your smell and your love for disgusting foods like liver and tripe and your driving on the wrong side, no not the left side, the WRONG side of the...

Truth time: No, I did not wake up at 6:30 this morning to watch the USA vs Slovenia World Cup match, but from the screams of agony I heard from my living room, apparently there is quite a stir going on surrounding a foul...

Do you ever experience second-hand embarrassment? When watching a particularly terrible American Idol audition do you cringe and occasionally have to leave the room? Does watching the horrific acting on Grey’s Anatomy...

Sorry, readers. I got your hopes, dreams, and probably a certain tangible body part up when I promised you a post featuring the hottest South African Exports yesterday, and then I failed to deliver. You have every right to...

Day one of the World Cup is like Christmas as a kid, except that this Christmas involves heavily drinking before noon and spouting obscenities at the TV. Actually… now that I say it out loud, yes. The World Cup is...

Bad news, Ivory Coast fans. Didier Drogba, your inspiring captain who I most recently described as “big, strong, and fast” has… *sniff*… a broken arm, and will most likely not play in the the World...

I happen to have a good friend whose birthday falls of day one of the World Cup, and because of my new found love (confused curiosity) of “footy,” I casually suggested we throw a World Cup themed party for our...

I’m going to admit something that may well get me beaten and shackled within the confines of my cubicle here: This weekend, I forgot about the World Cup. I just forgot it existed. There was basketball on, and drinks to...