HOW DID THIS STORY GET PAST ME? A VIRGIN, AMATEUR PORN, AND SPERM DONATION ALL IN ONE STORY? WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME ABOUT THIS? According to Gawker, a 36-year-old guy is making waves in the media for his erm,...

What a miserable world we live in when a nice young woman can not get her beloved boyfriend in the sack once in a while, right? According to the SmokingGun, though, that was exactly the behavior that prompted Melissa...

You guys, I think there is something wrong with me. Everyone in this video is shocked and repulsed and ashamed by this state trooper’s actions. They all believe he should definitely be fired for using taxpayer time to...

  In this post-2 Girls 1 Cup world, I’m really unsurprised that people are turned on by anything. Teddy bears, Star Wars robot camels, diapers, you name it. The more interesting part to me is when people are totally...

It’s times like these that I want to take a page out of the Mormons’ book and start going on missions trips to areas that don’t yet know about the wonders of online dating (and specifically...

It’s been a while since we’ve had a decent dumb criminal off, hopefully because they are all interbreeding and dying off like the Hapsburgs, but today I came across something a little different – two...

There are great headlines, and there are awesome headlines. And although the above headline is unfortunate in that it announces a human being’s death, I’m sure if the situation were reversed he’d be...

  Not only is “chronic masturbation syndrome” a thing, but according to the bank robber above, he suffers from it and believes that the jail he is serving time in should be required to let him have pornography...

I never thought I’d say someone was taking recycling too far, but leave it to a so-called artist to push the envelope into gross-town. Conceptual artist Cherry Tree (aka Charity Blansit, but apparently that...