I am a lucky woman, in that I can honestly say I have never accidentally taken a man-atee home before (man-atee (n): a man, who if you saw him floating in the water face down, could be mistaken for a Trichechus manatus, or...

We all love our grandparents. They’re wise, have stories about our parents that we can save in our shame arsenal, and are usually purveyors of those hard butterscotch candies that no one else seems to like, but damn I...

If someone came along and handed me 15 grand, and said, “do whatever you want with this money, no one will ever know,” I’d like to say that I’d put half into a savings account and like, I dunno, make...

We’ve said it a hundred times and we’ll say it a hundred more: we’re staunchly anti-drunk-driving. Cab prices are far less than paying fines for a DUI, and the chance that you could kill yourself or someone...

Along with my affinity for a finely breaded chicken mound, as a first grader I liked boys with blond hair, playing freeze tag, and juice. I hated milk. At the ripe old age of twenty-blahblahblah, I still love the nuggets,...

Not that I’ve ever actually seen a Girls Gone Wild tape, because that would be extremely unladylike because those videos are misogynistic, but if I HAD seen one I would tell you that they are poorly edited and look...

Disclaimer: BCU does not endorse driving under the influence, in fact, our staff probably pays a quarter of the San Diego cab union’s yearly salary, due to our 100% dedication to drinking responsibly. There is nothing...

There is NOTHING America likes more than charming stories of people falling in love despite unfortunate circumstances. There are entire shows dedicated to the cheesiness that is unplanned love. America also loves disfigured...

And to think, I was under the impression this was just called morning wood! A study by LiveScience showed that in a recent polling of people who suffered from sleep disorders, about 7% of them reported initiating sex in the...

First the 130 pound girl was fired for being too heavy for Hooters, and now this — a woman named Debrahlee Lorenzana has been fired from her position at a bank for being “too hot” for her position at a...