Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND “MOIST” THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING...

Oddly enough, the last product I saw that had ‘go girl’ in the name was a tiny plastic funnel that women would use to pee standing up. Had you told me that in the near future I would see a product with ‘go...

Imagine: it’s the end of civilization as we know it. You’re trekking through the burning, decimated city, pushing a shopping cart full of guns and Spam, using your hook-arm (there was a nuclear blast a few weeks...

TGIF, STUDENTS! Today, we’re gonna take it easy with a class video about the #1 “Thing You Don’t Need” of 2010. This year in TYDN 101 we learned a lot about unnecessary creations that somehow hit the...

Back in my day, condoms were made of discarded snake skins! I had to watch 5 miles, in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS, to pick them up from a witch doctor with a lazy eye!  ON TOP OF THAT, you had to rubber-band them around...