If you haven’t been able to tell over the past two years of this blog, I am terrible at making decisions. I can never decide which criminal is more dumb, which video is more awesome, or which smuggling cavity is more...

Before today, we would normally agree with the idea that the need for sex is a natural part of life. We’d say that repressing your desires is unhealthy both mentally and physically for human beings who are biologically...

Not JUST sex with a dolphin, but a nine-month “intimate relationship” with it. Yep. Put your frosted flakes down, because it gets worse. According to Flash News, 58-year-old Malcolm Brenner is claiming that in...

Sometimes I worry that YouTube has too many normal, boring, completely mundane videos, don’t you? Like, come ON. What an utterly boring and too-normal way to start a Friday, if you ask...

I am confused. Is there some sort of secret pact among NFL quarterbacks to see who can endorse the most embarrassing product? I mean, it made sense when Brett Favre was the face of Wrangler, because he is 98 and old people...

I remember when I realized I was bored with MySpace. It was like, a Tuesday night, and I was browsing through pages really late at night, and opened an acquaintance’s page. Suddenly I was EYE RAPED by multiple sparkly...

Sex toys are getting crazy these days, aren’t they? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it, but jeez – when guys are crashing into sex stores because the masturbatory assistance products inside are THAT...

Have you ever been to San Francisco? It’s great. I could totally see myself living there if I didn’t already live in the paradise city known as San Diego. However, San Francisco definitely has a higher ratio of...

Looking like what can only be described as “defying nature,” Shaq stepped out recently with his ladyfriend, Nicole Alexander, who is nearly 2 feet shorter than him. At seven foot one, he towers over her...

I am a firm believer in “live and let live” mentality – that if no one is harming themselves or others then HEY – let ‘em do what they wanna do. However, this story just strikes me as a teeny...