There once was a time when crime was almost a noble venture. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor! Pirating on the high seas! Being a jewel thief or a crazy serial killer like Jack the Ripper! These days, though, most criminals are just, well, retarded. Even aside from the fact that people genuinely believe they won’t get caught despite the fact that there are cameras EVERYWHERE, and that COPS is a show, and that people have no problem ratting each other...