And in one long, boring-until-the-last-second match on Sunday, the World Cup is over. Congrats to Spain! No more drunken 7 am cheering, no vuvuzelas destroying my ears every morning, and no more underwater creatures make...

After much scientific research, I have come to the theory that the vuvuzela sucks in 48 ways (so far). Reasons 1 through 46 are all related to the horrific, mind-numbing noise they make. Reason 47 is they have spawned a...

Hey guys! How was your Fourth of July? Was it totally awesome in a celebration-of-our-Independence type of way? Assuming you followed my Fourth of July mandates, it most certainly was as American as apple pie and Jack...

This morning, Brazil was shockingly knocked out of the World Cup by the Netherlands, after a 68th minute header by Wesley Sneijder. Our favorite player of the match, though, was Felipe Melo, for being a huge douche —...

A few weeks ago BCU reported on the news that English World Cup team was forbidden from hooking up with their WAGs (wives and girlfriends) due to debaucherous partying and distracting behaviors in 2006.  It gave us at BCU...

Well, it’s over guys. We’re done. 110 minutes of hard play on Saturday morning and the US of A lost their chance at World Cup glory, as well as any chance of us caring about soccer again until 2014, when...

I have two words for you: Landon. F***ing. Donovan. Okay, that’s three, I don’t care. He pulled through after a scoreless 90 minutes and scored that goal in a way that said, “THIS IS FOR THAT STUPID STUPID...

Did you know the World Cup is still going on? Crazy, right? I mean, there are like, 4 matches every single day. No, dude, I’m not kidding. Every single day. The reason you probably don’t know this is because the...

HUZZAHHH! It’s here! It’s finally here! Hooorrayyyyyyyyy! Or something! The first World Cup game went off this morning and I woke up early, brewed some coffee, made myself some toast and sat on my couch to watch...