Real quick – is there a reason why everywhere I try and type “women’s” it says it’s a typo? I mean, that’s not wrong, is it? Women’s soccer, that’s what it’s called,...

In recent Never-Saw-That-Coming news, the vuvuzela, the African horn-like instrument that tops the International List of Annoying Instruments (even above bagpipes!), is officially banned from European soccer matches....

And in one long, boring-until-the-last-second match on Sunday, the World Cup is over. Congrats to Spain! No more drunken 7 am cheering, no vuvuzelas destroying my ears every morning, and no more underwater creatures make...

Oh Europeans, you and your crazy little quirks. Like your teeth and your smell and your love for disgusting foods like liver and tripe and your driving on the wrong side, no not the left side, the WRONG side of the...

After much scientific research, I have come to the theory that the vuvuzela sucks in 48 ways (so far). Reasons 1 through 46 are all related to the horrific, mind-numbing noise they make. Reason 47 is they have spawned a...

Boy oh boy, the world cup really inspires the sexual drive of women, huh? First that Paraguay beauty offers to run naked in the streets (thanks, Paraguay World Cup team, for ruining that one) and now Dutch porn star Bobbi...

Hey guys! How was your Fourth of July? Was it totally awesome in a celebration-of-our-Independence type of way? Assuming you followed my Fourth of July mandates, it most certainly was as American as apple pie and Jack...

This morning, Brazil was shockingly knocked out of the World Cup by the Netherlands, after a 68th minute header by Wesley Sneijder. Our favorite player of the match, though, was Felipe Melo, for being a huge douche —...

You guys. YOU GUYS. This is really important. Shut up. We have to change allegiances. I love the US of A (re: previous post) but right now, we all need to take one for the team and start cheering for Paraguay. I don’t...

A few weeks ago BCU reported on the news that English World Cup team was forbidden from hooking up with their WAGs (wives and girlfriends) due to debaucherous partying and distracting behaviors in 2006.  It gave us at BCU...