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Answer: yes. Hey Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church! 1960 called, they want their rampant backwards racism back. You’ve been borrowing it for way too...

Ah yes, it’s time for another episode of “Is it Racist?” Like many of our other episodes, it features a person older than civilization, however we may not make exceptions for old people, especially when...

What’s the most awkward thing you’ve ever seen? Was it an episode of The Office? Maybe the one where Michael makes that speech at Phyllis’ wedding that made you cringe so hard it felt like your veins were...

Remember just yesterday when I said “man there sure are a whole lot of sex studies around these days,” and you were like “yeah, you’re so right, just like about everything!” or something like...

I recently flew home from San Francisco on a completely booked flight at 6 in the morning. I had been up partying till about an hour before my flight left, so you can guess that boarding a cold, dark airplane with a hundred...

Speaking of vodka (not the up-your-cooter kind), here is another idea that warrants a hearty “NO THANK YOU”: a peanut butter flavored spirit with the atrocious name “NutLiquor.” The 69-proof drink,...

Today is Thursday, a wonderfully amazing Thursday because not only it it (a) a holiday tomorrow, but also (b) TWENTY FOUR HOURS UNTIL LIFT OFF TO VEGAS for the Manny Pacquaio vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight this weekend!...

Dubstep and juggling. They do not go together. It’s like putting pickles and ice cream together. Or football and non-alcoholic beer. However, in the following video, this man proves that theory wrong, as he not only...

In “Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them” news, creepy child bride Courtney Stodden is set to be on Dr. Drew’s “Lifechangers” show this morning to “PROVE” that she hasn’t...