Because nothing says romance like bite-size burgers that chubby stoners worship, THAT’S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY....

Stealing is clearly wrong, and stealing from a small grocery store is DEFINITELY wrong, and stealing BOOZE in front of your child is absolutely, 100% wrong, but you gotta give this lady credit… she’s got thighs...

How was everyone’s weekend? Good? family-filled? Did you put on 15 pounds? I did. But what I definitely didn’t do was hit the halls for the post-Christmas madness. I absolutely refuse to get shoved around and...

I don’t have kids, but I do have two younger brothers, so I know how absolutely unbearable children can be at times. Sometimes you just want to drive them out to the desert and leave them there while you take a g*ddamn...

It’s been so long since we’ve had a good old fashioned dumb criminal off that I’ve almost forgot how to do them! But like they say, “you never forget how to ride a bike, or how to make fun of people...

Here’s a fun game. See how far you can get into this video without dry heaving, crying, passing out, or calling the police and demanding they go back in time and arrest everyone involved in this video. I got twelve...

If there is one thing I spot on the road while driving that makes me instantly drop my panties, it’s a big old set of Truck Nutz hanging from the back of a lifted F150. To me they say, “the driver of this car is...

I’ve been debating with myself for the past twelve hours since I saw this video floating around the interwebz about whether or not I should share it on BCU. It’s a bit more gratuitous with the nudity [re: full on...

So, you thought that attempting to mug an MMA fighter was bad? Well, at least Anthony Miranda didn’t KNOW the dude was a professional ass-kicker. In this next dumb-ass criminal story, we may have found someone even...

Never before hath a Mythbuster experiment induced so many “OH SH*T”s. Next Myth: will the Mythbusters be able to keep their jobs after almost maiming like, 40 people?...