The Best Valentine’s Day E-Card You’ll Ever Send

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We can’t help but share our favorite Valentine’s Day e-card with you, year after year! Send it to your weekend fling!

This weekend is Valentine’s Day – AKA the dumbest holiday ever invented. Overpriced restaurants, forced gift-giving, chocolate prices up (the BASTARDS), and HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY READ A VALENTINE’S DAY CARD? MY GOD. So much faux romance (faux-mance?) and cursive and bad jokes about sex – and people are actually EXCHANGING THESE THINGS. Signing their name to nonsense poems and handing them to other human beings, on PURPOSE.

This year, instead of shelling out $3.99 plus tax for some crappy piece of cardstock that plays a MIDI file of “You’re the One that I Want,” send your favorite booty call this FREE OBC e-card. It’s a kabillion times better, AND you’ll be saving trees. Win win.