The World Cup Call Girl

Poor pro-athletes, they just can’t catch a break these days. The sex scandal knows no borders, hitting Tiger Woods, then Jesse James (is he a pro athlete? I don’t imagine him having any discernible skills), then Ben Roethlisberger then Tiki Barber and now 3 members of the French soccer team?

That’s right, the athlete sex scandal continues overseas, where three French footballers, Franck Ribéry,  Sidney Govou, and Karim Benzema, are being accused of having sex with an underage prostitute named Zahia Dehar. Not good news for the French team, what with the World Cup upcoming in less than two months.

Blah, blah, terrible, whatever. All I want to know is… How did

THIS.

Sleep with THIS?