Things You Don’t Need: This Jizz Necklace

Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen attached to a chain that she can wear around her neck all the time, right?
RIGHT?
Misguidedly purchase this jizz necklace at LeahPiepgras.com, or don’t, because EW.






It would actually be sweet if it really would HOLD a mans sperm inside of it