Which Fan is More Awesome: Ron Paul vs The Dallas Cowboys

Some days it’s tough to find enough content that’s funny enough, weird enough, or gross enough to keep this blog up to its highest of smut standards. I will meticulously comb through hours of video and pages of celebrity gossip and crime reports, but nothing will stand out as being extraordinarily strange.

Other days, I can’t STOP running into weird sh*t.

Take the following two videos, which feature a die-hard Dallas fan who can’t keep a tune to save his life, and a Ron Paul 2012 supporter who is having a bit of trouble making any sort of sense at all. Which is more awesome? (Note: my vote goes to drunk Ron Paul supporter for the classic line, “what is the legal limit of HURTING SOMEONE?!”)