Women Feel Too Fat for Sex

Time to hit the gym, ladies!

According to a recent poll to determine the reason more and more women are shying away from sex, 52% of women said that they are so uncomfortable with their bodies that it makes them hesitant to get busy between the sheets! Experts claim that this issue stems from a combination of women having unrealistic expectations for their bodies and their increasingly busy lives, which gives them less time to concentrate on a healthy lifestyle.

Other reasons women say no to nookie? The biggest reason was ‘tiredness’ at  72 percent, followed by feeling unattractive (34 percent), illness (33 percent) and stress (32 percent). Another 29% claim they felt too fat and another 23% say they’re uncomfortable with their ‘wobbly bits,’ which I think is British for, belly rolls? Elbow fat? Saddlebags? Muffin tops? I don’t know, one of those probably.

Needless to say, there are two ways we can go about solving this:

1) Men need to have more realistic expectations for women’s bodies. We are not all built like Victoria’s Secret models. And if you’re only willing to sleep with someone with that body, then go right ahead and try and get one to sleep with you. I’M SURE THAT WILL WORK OUT GREAT FOR YOU.

2) Women – stop citing your “busy lifestyle” for why you’re out of shape. You only are given one body in a lifetime so it should probably be a pretty high priority to take care of it, like say by not eating cheeseburgers everyday and by maybe spending 30 minutes a day on a treadmill instead of watching Grey’s Anatomy and eating Cheetos. JUST SAYING.
Hey, why don’t we just kill two birds with one stone? Sex burns calories, so why not call up your favorite booty call with a little extra weight on her and help her uh… work some of that off...?